P: Porque é que um leproso que ia a conduzir se esbarrou?
R: Porque deixou o pé no acelerador!
sábado, 5 de maio de 2007
Há que trabalhar...
Deve-se dar sempre 100% no trabalho:
12% à Segunda, 23% à Terça, 40% à Quarta, 20% à Quinta e 5% à Sexta!
Aqui está a fórmula para o sucesso, quando alguém conseguir que ela funcione avise... ;)
12% à Segunda, 23% à Terça, 40% à Quarta, 20% à Quinta e 5% à Sexta!
Aqui está a fórmula para o sucesso, quando alguém conseguir que ela funcione avise... ;)
domingo, 15 de abril de 2007
Água...
Porque é que se diz que uma pessoa morre afogada, quando morre debaixo de água, não deveria ser aguada?
sexta-feira, 6 de abril de 2007
Para o Sousa
Este poema e para o meu grande amigo Sousa...
If the river was made of whiskey,
And I a diving duck,
I'd swim down to the bottom,
And drink myself back up.
Xalente segunda feira em Braga! ;)
If the river was made of whiskey,
And I a diving duck,
I'd swim down to the bottom,
And drink myself back up.
Xalente segunda feira em Braga! ;)
Às Mulheres!
Aqui ficam uns pequenos versos que explicam a formação de tão bela e formosa obra de arte como é a ... Leiam!
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt
Poema
Isto sim é arte...
There was a young man of Loch Leven
Who went for a walk about seven.
He fell into a pit
That was brimful of shit,
And now the poor bugger's in heaven.
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